Total Medals Earned: 59 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 960 Points
Medals Earned: 8/21 (60/380 points)
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
The sound of silence...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/290 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Ethics anyone?
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/150 points)
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
